Wednesday, January 27, 2010

"Wait, it's Valentine's Day soon?"

Why hello there, li'l Nominites!

It's your favorite hip older brother who lets you sneak tokes from his waterbong and only occasionally sleeps with your friends, Recidivist "Sexy" Sideways here!

Yet again!

Now, we all know Valentine's Day is coming up, and this fact hasn't been lost on us here at Nomine!

Well... it hasn't been lost on Munch. I think my response, when she mentioned this week's releases, was something along the lines of "Wait, it's Valentine's Day soon?"

I swear, I'm a much better boyfriend than I initially appear. I mean, hell, I not only bought her a PSP for her birthday one year, but I gave her my backup one for Xmas last year to replace it! And I bought her games that I loaded on it! Like LocoRoco: Midnight Carnival!

I'M A GOOD BOYFRIEND, I TELL YA!

Er... ahem. Yeah, little tangenty there. Pardon.

So, anyway, Valentine's Day, or 'VD' as I used to refer to it when I was slaving away as a bouncer in a strip club in Meat Life.

And VD means... VD items! And for once, you don't have to assume I mean topical creams! (They've made some amazing advances, though. Just sayin'.)

I... can't remember, actually, what the specific items were, though, so I'ma leave a space here for the pictures. How considerate is that?

INSERT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP HERE ( MY STUFF IS NOT CRAP, MISTER AWESOME BOYFRIEND )



Man, seriously, how awesome are those items?

No, really, IM me and tell me, 'cuz, uh, I don't even know what they are, at the moment.

But ALSO!

Non-Valentine's Day stuff! Um... I can't remember what, either, but it was really stuffish! And I do remember seeing her working on it in the skybox and remarking 'Hey, that's hawt.' Just a little tip for all y'all out there who may find yourself dating a designer, by the by- give'em the truth. If it sucks, say so. Lying pleasantries don't do any of us any favors.

Unless we're talking to the police.

Which Munch is not.

I'm pretty sure.

Uh...

Hey, look! OTHER STUFF!

(PICS OF AFOREMENTIONED OTHER STUFF!) ( which is also awesome. )


And there you have it. Seriously, don't you just wanna rush the store and buy it all? Watch closely, and you *may* even catch a glimpse of me and whoever is sucker enough to ride bitch jumping a motorcycle off a sky platform, across the sim border, and landing who the hell knows where!

Not sayin' I do it all the time, or anything, but, uh. I've got a 66% successful touchdown ratio! If you count me somehow crashlanding *inside* Yukio Ida's skybox. Which, in fact, I do. SO! 2 out of 3 ain't bad!

Finally, a heartfelt plea, from me to you.

See this?
( [8:46] Recidivist Sideways: Hey, the mullet isn't embarassing
[8:46] Recidivist Sideways: IT'S POWERFUL
[8:46] Recidivist Sideways: I can lock the brakes on a '78 Trans Am at 100 paces with that hair! )
*points up*

This is me. ALL THE TIME.

Buy Munch's stuff. She's dating me. She deserves some kinda reward.

Plus, she makes cool shit. And, more importantly, makes cool shit *for me.*

You wouldn't wanna deprive me, now would you?

xoxo,
Mad, Recidivist, the Reverend, whatever. ( and his poor...poor girlfriend and your ever loyal designer, Munch <3 )

ps - there is ONE MORE DAY on the 100L sale on primrose and windlight, the windlight will be retired from the store after tomorrow. Also I'm spending this next week working on anti-valentines stuff. I haven't forgotten the bitter ones ;) - Munch

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Hold your breath and suck in your stomach...

You'll just have to cope with my level of medicated wit this week, but at least I have some very very cool things for you. So...I really shouldn't be allowed near photoshop while I'm taking vicodin. I make a lot of stuff. This week I made corsets. I made...a lot of corsets...

They're all vary pretty, and there's even four limited edition ones, I'll be running auctions all day today and tomorrow and then they're gone gone gone.

Each corset comes with three, count with me....1,2, 3 versions. Overbust, underbust and cincher versions. They also come with every conceivable layer you could EVER POSSIBLY USE. That's 10 pieces per box. You should be feeling special right about now.

Without further ado...

Skully corsets - semi transparent, four colors:


Shocking corsets - six colors


Plaid corsets, because...well...plaid. Five colors


Gothy corsets, skull patterns, roses and death


Pretty Pretty floral corsets, roses, cherries and soft flowery goodness


The Limited Edition corsets, only 20 of each available today, 20 more tomorrow and then they are gone gone.


Also the lucky chairs have been restocked, and the sale on primrose and windlight skins still has exactly one more week and then it is OVERRRRRR. Come and grab em while you can!

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

GOT LOWER TORSO AND/OR LEGS?!

Recidivist here again, with the burning question on everybody's lips these days-

GOT LOWER TORSO AND/OR LEGS?!

Well, if you do, then boy, does Nomine have something for you!

We set our crack R&D teams, filled with our finest scientists, engineers, and medical professors, to the age old problem 'How can I not be naked from the waist down,' and we believe they've come up with a solution that's just crazy enough to work!

We call them... "Pants!"

Yes, that's right. Pants. Say it a few times to yourself, roll the word around your mouth. Feels good, doesn't it? Feels... right, even.

That's when we knew we'd hit the jackpot!

Some come on down to Nomine, and get yourself some pants! They're even available in several styles, for the extremely adventurous among you!




Oh, and I hear you there in back, saying, "But Recidivist, what about my upper torso? Can I wear pants on it, too?"

And while some of you could probably find a way to do so, we have an even more eloquent solution-

Shirts!

Yes, shirts! Tank tops, to be specific! All the torso coverage of a regular shirt, with none of that unnecessary arm-binding!


So come on down to Nomine, for "pants" and "tank tops" and, if you hurry, a peek at the glorious, not-for-sale "Giant Rev!" Rumor has it, if you wish hard enough, and then buy what he advertises, dreams may come true!*

Also, watch this space in weeks to come for exciting news regarding Nomine's new move to the Pulse/Sn@tch Cluster, and plans for virtual world domination!

xoxo,
Non-Giant Rev & Munch

* Nomine makes no guarantee of dream-come-truings.

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Rusted

So my partner made some suggestions for clothes, and they turned out awesome. And thus I share them with you. Nomine presents the rusted sets, tribal accented shirts, tanks, and pants, all wonderfully weathered. All pants include pants, underpants layers and prim cuffs. Shirts include all possible layer options as well as tucked versions for wearing under the pants. Also I made a dress in about 8 colors, so get that too. Much much more available at the main store on Nomine.

Also! I am having a clearance sale on the windlight skins for two weeks, they are 100L a piece and will then be retired to xstreet where they will stay foreverrrrr. Also the primrose skins are a mere 100L apiece in case you'd wanted to try them but couldn't quite afford it ;)